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Ah, now this is one of my favorite items. Very simple, very to the point. In fact, the name says it all. When placed over a person or thing and the keyword is spoken, said person or thing becomes a chunk o' granite. This is not something you want to wear on a regular basis, though. Imagine what would happen if you were wearing it and accidentally said the keyword. Years from now, you'd have the local park officials scrubbing pigeon poop off of your shoulders and some kid would have chiseled his name in your butt. Of course, this is also a lot of fun for those of you who are morally challenged and find yourselves traveling with people that you just don't like. "Say Fred, what a shame your blanket was destroyed while fighting that fire elemental. Here, borrow my cloak." |
